1. splantamello:

    beeswarm17:

    karkat-san:

    karkat-san:

    Why was Oedipus against profanity?

    Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

    I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

    wait

    (via totoroandthecatbus)

    1 week ago  /  399,320 notes  /  Source: gymleaderkarkat

  2. actualucifer:

    AND DON’T

    FUCKING

    TELL PEOPLE

    THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

    BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

    JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    1 week ago  /  657,451 notes  /  Source: luciforeal

  3. nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

    nohighs:

    YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

    (via beowulf701)

    1 week ago  /  533,195 notes  /  Source: gifak-net

  4. penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

    penis-hilton:

    I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    1 week ago  /  233,286 notes  /  Source: penis-hilton

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    other funny gifs - http://gifini.com/

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  8. makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

    makeoutinheaven:

    dunebat:

    coldswarkids:

    edwardspoonhands:

    thelegendofkungjew:

    doxian:

    d-dinosaur:

    rknjl:

    newvagabond:

    NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Wow.

    I feel like something really important just happened

    (via parkingstrange)

    2 weeks ago  /  735,534 notes  /  Source: agirlandhisplatypus

  9. parkingstrange:

    We made this a long time ago when we were still a LDR, it’s really badly put together but it’s sorta cute and I think you guys will like it. 

    2 weeks ago  /  520 notes  /  Source: parkingstrange

  10. cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

    cybercitrus:

    pixelavender:

    adriofthedead:

    vicemag:

    A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

    just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

    thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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    convert your office into a horrible disaster

    (via parkingstrange)

    3 weeks ago  /  287,611 notes  /  Source: Vice Magazine

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    3 weeks ago  /  508,752 notes  /  Source: iamtheoppositeofamnesia

  12. team-lads-in-the-tardis said: Gavin Free runs from the cops. Gavin Flee. B)

    awkward-lee:

    team-lads-in-the-tardis:

    heytheregisela:

    team-lads-in-the-tardis:

    mogarsjones:

    Gavin Free drinks too much water

    Gavin Pee 

    Gavin Free is Captain Hook’s sidekick,

    Gavin Smee

    Gavin Free cosplays Weiss

    Gavin Schnee 

    Gavin gets in a relationship with awkward-lee

    GAVIN LEE.

    what’s this about getting into a relationship with gavin?

    3 weeks ago  /  563 notes  /  Source: mogarsjones

  13. gordonlaughingalonewithcombine:

 

fantasticalfandoms445:

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND OH MY GOD

    gordonlaughingalonewithcombine:

     

    fantasticalfandoms445:

    MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND OH MY GOD

    (via parkingstrange)

    3 weeks ago  /  6,606 notes  /  Source: fantasticalfandoms445

  14. Well brain training&#8230;if you insist&#8230;

    Well brain training…if you insist…

    3 weeks ago  /  0 notes

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